October 2011
1 post
i have now literally lost 6 Lbs with http://apps.facebook.com/hcgslim/. Has anyone else tried it? If not, I highly recommend!!
December 2009
1 post
oy
i tried to think of a clever title for this post.
but then i realized this blog is a diary, so who cares?
i’m sitting on the couch watching dvr-ed general hospital. i’m coming off of four days of being in the hospital. i’m sitting on my couch, half-naked. my apartment is half-cleaned. my dryer is whirring. my apt is half-lit (mostly to prevent the neighbors from seeing me...
February 2009
2 posts
“If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Oh sure, it seems...”
– Unknown (via littlemiss) (via windtunnel) (via sleepanddream)(via dearworld) (via lovepuppy)
kinda lonely
January 2009
8 posts
So...
when you text me, and then call me and leave a voicemail, and then text me again to tell me you called and left a voicemail, I will neither call you nor text you back. Are we clear?
And no, I will not tell you my favorite food.
i spend half my time fucking up/complicating my life and the other half trying to make it better. this is exhausting.
December 2008
2 posts
Facebook
kinda ruined my 10-year HS reunion. There were no huge surprises.
November 2008
16 posts
Corn cookies
at Momofuku bakery are the shiz-nit. If you like Cap’n crunch, get this cookie and eat it with a glass of milk. And then die.
I don't feel like the person I know I should be.
Things I think make people super-cool
1) When you don’t un-tag photos of yourself on facebook (I’m a repeat offender).
2) People who are always smiling, even when things really, really suck. I mean, I have learned how not to complain when things suck, but if you can do that, and do it with a smile on your face, you fucking WIN.
3) People who are young and put themselves out there, thus exposing themselves to negative...
Not that anyone cares
(or reads this blog, for that matter) but those boots that I thought were the missing puzzle piece to my wardrobe, were less than perfect.
Once again, I underestimated the ridiculous scrawniness of my calves and ankles in proportion to my feet. It was pathetic. The disproportion was so apparent that even the salesguy, probably WORKING ON COMMISSION, couldn’t lie to me.
C’est la vie....
Who wants to marry me so that I can get a dog and you can help me take care of it?
Reasons I may not be healthy
I don’t often think that I’m a very depressed person. But then I start talking to people or writing stuff down, and it just sounds/reads a lot more depressed than I thought it would. Which makes me think that I am actually depressed as opposed to maybe depressed.
List of reasons why I might be depressed:
1) I often feel lonely but do not reach out to others. Instead, I stay home...
$20
That’s how much it cost me to vote. I had to take the LIRR home from the city and it was worth every penny. Not even the knowledge that NY always goes blue deterred me from trekking my butt back home. I think part of this has to do with the fact that my mom told me I’d be a “loser” if I didn’t vote. And she’d be totally right.
I’m such a cliche, I know, but let me be one more to the millions of people who have already said how excited, hopeful, and worried they are about tonight. The air is pregnant with anticipation. I can feel my heart racing.
“I think people passing a law against people wearing sagging pants is a waste of...”
– Barack Obama on MTV (via paultough) (via spiers) (via alexbalk)
October 2008
3 posts
I don't understand twitter
lookmom:
color me stupid
it’s because it’s kind of dumb and redundant. You’re not alone in your confusion.
September 2008
6 posts
Lesson
One thing I have learned from working in a hospital these past three months is that if patients are uncharacteristically nice to you, it’s probably because they are high.
I've been saying this all along.
Sagittarius: A hug will really cheer you up today. It’s simple, but can totally change your mood. Pass it on
Hugs
lovepuppy:
I don’t know anyone who likes to hug me, more than I like to hug other people. Which makes me sort of sad.
I don’t know where I heard this, but they (who?) say you need to be touched 5 times a day (handshakes, hugs, kisses, whatever) to not go insane.
I am working nights at the hospital and this is definitely, definitely true. Being nocturnal is one thing I cannot do (happily). ...
June 2008
6 posts
A word on sunglasses....
I really don’t think buying expensive sunglasses is worth it. For me, sunglasses serve two (possibly three) purposes - protecting my eyes, holding back my hair, and sometimes as an accessory (often not).
Some argue that cheap sunglasses don’t protect your eyes from UV rays. I would like to direct those individuals here. Cheap sunglasses do protect your eyes, in many cases better than...
As I was driving today, windows open, the delicious scent of salami wafted into my car. Lost in my reverie of a scrumptious antipasti platter, it didn’t occur to me that it was summer in NYC and, therefore, hot outside, and that perhaps that smell wasn’t salami. I promptly closed my windows, my daydream broken by the unwelcome intrusion of this thought. NYC is kinda gross in the...
One more thing
Johnny Depp looked so fucking hot at the MTV movie awards.
“I sent in my wedding band from my first marriage and got my money the very next...”
– Satisfied cash4gold customer (Sorry, I couldn’t resist.)
I’m so bored of myself and my blog posts. All I want to write about is packing/moving and my anxiety over the next step in life. This frustration comes at a timely moment, as I will be commencing doctorly duties on Monday.
Maybe this is goodbye for a little while. I’ll be back. Probably more tired and whiny.
I think facebook makes it too easy to apologize to people for stalking them.
May 2008
27 posts
Crane Collapses on Upper East Side →
This goes to show that my compulsion to walk on the side of the road opposite a crane is absolutely, completely founded. There is a crane-collapse epidemic in NYC. And I hope that the injured are not taken 6 blocks up to Metropolitan Hospital. I’ve worked there and no one seems to get outta there better than they walked in/alive.
I'm going for the KO! →
(I don’t actually have a reservation…yet. I tried yesterday but wasn’t nimble enough. But come 10AM, game on!)
Wow.
There is a Spanish Desperate Housewives on Univision. And I understand it, but probably only because of the glass of wine I had a little while ago.